Finally!

It's back!

The greatest show in the world returns tonight! Release the doves!

Expect to see a lot of shirtless Sawyer, have fun with that Carol!

Is it 9 yet?

I'm so happy!

Today's a good day!

Bye-bye George! Smell ya later!

I love my President again!

Feel better Dora!

Poor Dora is in the hospital with pneumonia.

Do what the doctors tell you to do and get better soon!

A couple of nice gowns...

The Golden Globes were on last night. I'm not as into awards show as I have been so I didn't watch them but I do still like to see what folks are wearing. Everyone looked nice and well styled, so boring. No real winner and no particular losers. Well, Renee Zellweger could have done better.

Eee-yuck!

No no no JLo.

I like this dress, very simple and pretty. Demi's looking good.

I kinda want to like this outfit but it makes me think old Russian music teacher.

My favorite
Love the dress, love the bed head. Go Drew!
Somewhere in her basement is a painting that's aging because she sure isn't.

Love it!

Thank you Debbie!

Look what Debbie surprised me with yesterday...

A pop up book of celebrity meltdowns! Brilliant! Here are some of my favorites..

Much like the actual event, you sort of have to go in there and purposely fish out Janet's boob but the effect is worth it.

A dangling baby really shouldn't amuse me but boy does it. I'm pretty sure Deb knew it would and I love her for it.

OJ's car chase pops up well and you can pull the tab and see the cars slowly make their way down the freeway.


I just like the helicopter.

There's a great pop up of Kate Moss doing lines and when you pull the tab she does the line and the line disappears. Genius! I'll work on getting some video because I know you're just dying to see it.


Thank you Debbie! I love my twisted pop up book!

Just a quick pimp...

So the year has started with much exercise and house cleaning, so far so good but it hasn't given me a lot to report. For the sake of getting something posted I'm going to assist Jim in pimping the remaining Faster Farms teeshirts which are available on ebay

Just like the team, the shirts don't really make much sense but they're very cool. Out of Valentine's ideas? Give her the gift she's not expecting (and I don't mean VD), a Faster Farms tee is the practical gift that can also double as a sexy nightshirt (for those willing to properly work it, these shirts don't roll over on their own).

Get 'em while supplies last!

Happy New Year!

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want.

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
- Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Happy 2009 everyone!

How Jim did in the race...

A quick post for those who are interested in how Jim and the rest of the Faster Farms team performed at the 24 Hour of LeMons race. Saturday they did great and ended the day in 42nd position. Today, this happened...

http://jalopnik.com/5119355/faster-farms-chickens-join-the-lemons-arse+freeze+a+palooza-upside+down-brigade

Photo courtesy of Jalopnik

He's never allowed to criticize my driving ever again.

Jim's updated his site, it has more details ...

http://fasterfarms.blogspot.com/

I'll be able to post more pictures once I wrestle my memory card away from Jim.

Merry Hatchmas!

Picture courtesy of DarkUFO.

Merry Christmas!